Poindexter Is Watching Your Ass --by Judy Klass, sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Oh, you better watch out
Keep flying your flag
Don’t be a Liberal, Muslim or fag,
Poindexter is watching your ass

He’s making a list
Reading your mail
Join the wrong group and end up in jail
Poindexter is watching your ass

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
You think this land is for the free
And that’s your first mistake!

Your neighbors and boss
Are helping with glee
To protect Homeland Security
Poindexter is watching your ass

He hears all your calls
And studies your bills
That’s how he cures society’s ills
Poindexter is watching your ass

The kids in Girl and Boyland
Must sign up for the Draft
And if you teach them to protest
Your family gets the shaft

And once you’re in jail
No lawyer, no bail
Try to get word out, to no avail . . .
Poindexter is watching your ass

So, you better not grouse
They’ll come into your house
Nab your hard-drive and bully your spouse
Poindexter is watching your ass

[Big Vegas Ending]

Yes, I’m tellin’ you
He’s that wacky old felon who
Is watching your ass!